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Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme? Homer: Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?" by The Simpson
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" by Anon
Originality is the art of concealing your sources by Anon
Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work. by Anon

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